We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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