Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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