first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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