My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
