I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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