Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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