But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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