It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I believe in your delicious
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
