Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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