Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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