p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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