He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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