We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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