Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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