so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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