love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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