Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Damn victory sex feels great
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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