I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
