We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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