You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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