the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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