Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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