Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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