IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
