clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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