Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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