there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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