So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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