North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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