My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
bring money and cleavage
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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