so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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