I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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