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so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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