Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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