What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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