sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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