Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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