I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize
