So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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