You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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