In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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