is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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