Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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