420 ftw
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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