we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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