If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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