brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Are we still banned from the library?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
