Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it hurts more in the daytime
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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