im gay
i know
yea but for you.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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