Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Nobody cheats on THIS.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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