I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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