dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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