How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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