if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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