He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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