I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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